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Our âGet a Random Jokeâ tool is designed to deliver a fresh and funny joke every time you hit the button. But if you're in the mood for a good ol' classic joke marathon, weâve also got a treasure trove of 200 jokes that are sure to tickle your funny bone. Ready to spread some laughter? Dive in and enjoy!
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200 Funny Jokes
1. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
2. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
4. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner.
5. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
6. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
7. Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems.
8. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
9. Why couldnât the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
10. How does a snowman get around? By riding an âicicle.â
11. **Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?** In case he got a hole in one.
12. **What did one ocean say to the other ocean?** Nothing, they just waved.
13. **Why did the tomato turn red?** Because it saw the salad dressing!
14. **What do you call a bear with no teeth?** A gummy bear.
15. **What did the grape do when he got stepped on?** Nothing but let out a little wine.
16. **Why did the bicycle fall over?** Because it was two-tired!
17. **What do you call an alligator in a vest?** An investigator.
18. **Why did the student eat his homework?** Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
19. **How does a cow stay up to date with current events?** He reads the moos-paper.
20. **What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?** Supplies!
21. **Why did the coffee file a police report?** It got mugged.
22. **What did one hat say to the other?** Stay here, I'm going on ahead!
23. **How do you organize a space party?** You planet.
24. **What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?** Look, Grandpa, no hands!
25. **Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?** In case he got a hole in one.
26. **What did the big flower say to the little flower?** Hey, bud!
27. **Why donât some couples go to the gym?** Because some relationships donât work out.
28. **What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?** Sneakers.
29. **Why did the computer go to the doctor?** It had a virus!
30. **Whatâs orange and sounds like a parrot?** A carrot.
31. **Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?** He was outstanding in his field!
32. **Whatâs the best thing about Switzerland?** I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
33. **Why donât ants get sick?** Because they have tiny ant-bodies.
34. **What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?** An investigator.
35. **Why was the math book unhappy?** It had too many problems.
36. **Why did the cookie cry?** Because his mom was a wafer (away for) so long.
37. **What do you call a pile of cats?** A meowtain.
38. **Why donât seagulls fly over the bay?** Because then theyâd be bagels.
39. **How do you make a tissue dance?** Put a little boogie in it.
40. **Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?** In case he got a hole in one.
41. **Whatâs a vampireâs favorite fruit?** A necktarine.
42. **Why did the banana go to the doctor?** Because it wasnât peeling well.
43. **What do you call a can opener that doesnât work?** A canât opener.
44. **How does a dog stop a video?** He presses the paws button.
45. **Why did the student eat his homework?** Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
46. **What did one wall say to the other?** Iâll meet you at the corner.
47. **What do you call a fish with no eyes?** Fsh.
48. **Why did the belt go to jail?** For holding up a pair of pants!
49. **Why was the computer cold?** It left its Windows open.
50. **How does a scientist freshen her breath?** With experi-mints.
51. **Why did the chicken join a band?** Because it had the drumsticks!
52. **Whatâs brown and sticky?** A stick.
53. **What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?** Frostbite.
54. **Why canât you give Elsa a balloon?** Because she will let it go.
55. **Why donât skeletons fight each other?** They donât have the guts.
56. **Whatâs a ghostâs favorite dessert?** I scream.
57. **How do you make holy water?** You boil the hell out of it.
58. **Whatâs the most hardworking part of the eye?** The pupil, itâs always focused.
59. **Why was the math book unhappy?** It had too many problems.
60. **How does a penguin build its house?** Igloos it together.
61. **What do you call an elephant that doesnât matter?** An irrelephant.
62. **What do you call a sleeping bull?** A bulldozer.
63. **Why did the scarecrow win an award?** Because he was outstanding in his field!
64. **How does a scientist freshen her breath?** With experi-mints.
65. **Why did the bicycle fall over?** It was two-tired!
66. **Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?** In case he got a hole in one.
67. **Whatâs brown and sticky?** A stick.
68. **Why did the math book look sad?** It had too many problems.
69. **How does a dog stop a video?** He presses the paws button.
70. **Why did the cookie cry?** Because his mom was a wafer (away for) so long.
71. **What did the ocean say to the beach?** Nothing, it just waved.
72. **How do you make a tissue dance?** Put a little boogie in it.
73. **What do you call a bear with no teeth?** A gummy bear.
74. **Why donât ants get sick?** Because they have tiny ant-bodies.
75. **Why did the chicken go to the séance?** To talk to the other side.
76. **What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?** Sneakers.
77. **How does a penguin build its house?** Igloos it together.
78. **Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?** In case he got a hole in one.
79. **What do you call a pile of cats?** A meowtain.
80. **How does a cow stay up to date with current events?** He reads the moos-paper.
81. **Why did the computer go to the doctor?** It had a virus!
82. **Whatâs a vampireâs favorite fruit?** A necktarine.
83. **How does a scientist freshen her breath?** With experi-mints.
84. **What did one hat say to the other?** Stay here, Iâm going on ahead!
85. **Why donât some couples go to the gym?** Because some relationships donât work out.
86. **What do you call an alligator in a vest?** An investigator.
87. **Why did the coffee file a police report?** It got mugged.
88. **What did the grape do when he got stepped on?** Nothing but let out a little wine.
89. **What do you call an alligator in a vest?** An investigator.
90. **Whatâs orange and sounds like a parrot?** A carrot.
91. **Why did the banana go to the doctor?** Because it wasnât peeling well.
92. **What did the big flower say to the little flower?** Hey, bud!
93. **Why donât seagulls fly over the bay?** Because then theyâd be bagels.
94. **What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?** Supplies!
95. **Why was the computer cold?** It left its Windows open.
96. **Whatâs a ghostâs favorite dessert?** I scream.
97. **How do you organize a space party?** You planet.
98. **Why did the tomato turn red?** Because it saw the salad dressing!
99. **How does a snowman get around?** By riding an âicicle.â
100. **Why did the student eat his homework?** Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
101. **What do you call fake spaghetti?** An impasta!
102. **Why did the scarecrow win an award?** Because he was outstanding in his field.
103. **What did one wall say to the other wall?** I'll meet you at the corner.
104. **Why donât scientists trust atoms?** Because they make up everything!